Monday, September 20, 2010

Conversations with the French: Is that a cow's eye I see looking at me?

1) On politics:

A conversation between me and my hosts regarding my sister’s decision to go to school in Minnesota:

Me: I went to school away from home, too.

Host Mom: Couldn’t you guys find anything at home that suited you?

Me: Well, I suppose, but in the US it’s very common to leave home for school. It’s seen as a way of becoming independent.

Host Dad: Ahh, Katherine’s a crazy capitalist!

Me (internally): QUOI?


2) On vegetarianism:

My host parents when their neighbors stop by: This is Katherine. She’s American, and she doesn’t eat much meat. Oh, we’re having brains and liver for dinner, do you want to stay?


3) On considering the virtues of vegetarianism:

(this is more a short story than a conversation)
Katherine, beginning to feel the slightest bit hungry, opens the fridge. She sees an eyeball looking back at her. A split second later, she realizes it’s a part of a skinned cow’s head. Katherine closes the refrigerator, no longer feeling the slightest bit hungry. Fin.


4) On pronunciation:

Host brother: Do you use vasbu?

Me: Comment? (that’s what you say when you need a repetition or seven)

Host brother: le phazebu?

Me: I've never heard of it…

Host brother: phazebuk?

Me: FACEBOOK? Oui oui oui!

I then descend into a fit of laughter.


5) For you Franglais out there:

Host mom: Il n’y a pas depuis.

Me : Depuis quand ?

Turns out she was saying ‘il n’y a pas de pluie.’


A bonus number six because they just keep making me laugh:

Host Dad: We LOVE Obama here.

Host Mom: He’s so handsome and good-looking!

Katherine laughs.

Host Mom: Oh, I’m sure he’s a good president, too.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

On est arrivée!

I write this from the SNCF waiting room. I found an outlet to use to charge the phone that one Klare kindly gave to me, though despite my sincerest efforts, none of the wifi networks are working. So I shan’t be able to post this (or notify my parents of my survival) until this evening.


Speaking of time, it is currently 10:48 AM on September 16th, which makes it 3:48 AM on the same day in Chicago. Thankfully it’s sunny in Paris, because if it were even the slightest bit gray my body would probably take that as a sign that it is time to sleep, RIGHT NOW. I actually slept an hour or two on the plane, which never happens, so that’s something. I decided not to get coffee upon arriving at Charles de Gaulle (we’ll see later if that’s a good idea depending on whether or not I sleep through my stop to Rennes) so that when I arrive, I can pass out immediately, sleep the requisite 15 hours, and then be on France time. This worked for me last time, so let’s hope it’ll work again this time. I’m not even going to try and stay up for dinner. Plus my stomach is being nicely predictable in that it refuses to have anything to do with food until I get some sleep. Last time I went to France it took me over a week to actually feel hungry. I’m not going to lie, that would be a nice bonus this time around since I’m responsible for finding my own food and I could stand to save a little money.


You know, there’s something that happens to one’s syntax when one starts to think in another language. Example: One starts to use ‘one’ as a subject way more often than one ever would in normal English syntax. I was reading some of my old blog posts, and it’s the case for those as well. I would talk about frequenting places—clearly my ability to speak English goes down as my ability to speak French increases. Anyway, don’t be surprised if my English starts to sound wackier and wackier as this blog progresses.


Saturday, September 18, 2010


Now that I’ve gotten settled a bit and am no longer writing while in the airport as an attempt to keep myself awake, I can complete this disjointed entry and attempt to bring everyone up to speed on my life.


The trip was long, exhausting, and generally not fun. If it weren’t such an unpleasant trip, I’d probably be tempted to go home for Christmas, but I absolutely hate 24 hour trips, and thus I try to avoid them at all costs. England for Christmas it is!


I arrived in Rennes and was picked up at the train station by the ‘proviseur’ of my school (lycée Anita Conti). I’m pretty sure that’s the equivalent of a principal. He was quite nice, though he spoke French quite rapidly (that said, after a 24 hour journey I’m not sure my listening abilities were up to par), and he took me to the place I’ll be living. I’m renting a room, bathroom, and kitchen from a couple in their late 50s. For the next two weeks I’ll be sharing their bathroom and kitchen as their old renter doesn’t leave until the end of September. I’m also using one of their guest rooms until then. It’s a tight squeeze right now, but it’s certainly better than paying for a hostel for two weeks. I’m definitely looking forward to moving into the other room though, so I can unpack a bit, and I seriously can’t wait until I get the renter’s bathroom—it’s way nicer than the one the family uses. I’m also looking forward to being in my own kitchen. I can be a bit of a control freak when it comes to my food, and it’s odd for me not to be in charge of that. Also, I don’t think they keep their fridge cold enough, so I’m excited to be in charge of the fridge temperature. Like I said, I’m a control freak.


The best part about the house is that it has wifi! I can’t get it in the room I’m currently in (the signal doesn’t reach up here), but I’ll be able to get a decent signal in my future room. For now I just go downstairs to use the internet. I’m so excited to actually have internet that I don’t even care!


The couple I’m renting from, Jean-Paul and Denise, have three sons. Two of those sons are married with kids and living on their own now. The youngest, Kevin, is a year younger than me and he’s still living at home. He’s working part time and going to school. His girlfriend is really nice. She came over yesterday and was incredibly friendly. They’re both really into music—apparently the other two sons are musicians, too.


I’m in an area that’s both agricultural and industrial. There are a lot of factories nearby—Jean-Paul works at the Peugeot factory just down the road. But there are also a lot of small farms once you get off the main roads. Jean-Paul and Denise have a HUGE garden, and grow a ton of their own food: green beans, tomatoes (apparently there aren’t any squirrels or rabbits around to eat them like they do in Chicago), onions, pears, apples, peaches, melons, carrots, potatoes. It’s pretty impressive, but when I told them so, they said that this was actually a bad year for the garden. There wasn’t enough rain, so apparently they didn’t have as good of a harvest as they usually have. I just nodded. And I thought the fact that my family grows our own basil was impressive…


There’s a bus that goes both into Rennes and into Bruz (where I’ll be teaching) just outside the house. Denise took the bus with me to Bruz yesterday, and it was a really short ride—six or seven minutes at the most. The exciting news: It maybe be impossible for me to get lost going from home to school and vice versa, because you can see the bus stop from the house and the school from the bus stop I get off at. This is excellent. Don’t worry, I’m sure that if I try and go into Bruz’s town center or into Rennes I’ll manage to get lost plenty. Denise also showed me how to take the bus to a nearby grocery store. It’s pretty decently sized, and has some home appliance things, too. I picked up some food basics (though they didn’t have any fresh spinach…boo) like apples, cereal, bananas, tea, chevre (yay for real goat cheese!) and yogurt. Denise also bought an electric tea kettle that I can use while I’m here—yay!


Now, for the important stuff: The Milk Chronicles, Vol. II. Much to my amazement, the grocery store did have non-UHT milk, which is kind of a miracle. That stuff did not exist in Avignon. However, you can only get that in low-fat (not skim…sigh). It’s also outrageously expensive--2€ for a half liter. SO not cool. The UHT milk is half the price, but as I know from my past time here, it’s disgusting and can only be tolerated with cereal. Plus there’s just something a bit weird about milk that you can leave on the shelf, unrefrigerated, for months at a time. Ugh. Can’t wait to go to England and have real skim milk…


Jean-Paul and Denise are out of town this weekend, which my stomach is happy about because it’s had no interest in eating at all. Sadly, this is the norm when it comes to traveling, but that doesn’t make it any fun. I try to eat what I can during meals, but they still freak out about how I’m not eating enough. This will also give me the chance to go to sleep at a ridiculously early hour. I’m still not really on France time (instead of sleeping for 15 hours my first night here, I slept for two hours, woke up, slept for another two hours, woke up, stayed up for three hours, and then slept for six hours) and all I want to do is crash by 8 PM. Of course, we don’t even eat dinner until 8:30, and when I tried to sneak away at 9:30 last night, they wanted to know why I wasn’t going to watch the end of a movie. So I stayed awake for that, and then promptly conked out. My alarm woke me up at 8:30 this morning, but I was still exhausted. I’m going into Rennes today to meet a former assistant who’s now going to law school here, and then I just plan on going to bed immediately.


That's all for now. I have a quiet day planned for tomorrow, and then on Tuesday I'm hoping to go into my school to meet the teachers I'll be working with.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Conversations While Packing for an Eight Month Trip

Conversation one takes place between my father and me. I'm sitting in my room, typing out e-mails in French to my future host couple, and my dad is downstairs.
Dad: Katherine?
Katherine: Oui? I mean--yeah.
Then I started laughing hysterically, a sure sign that the insanity from trying to fit all my shoes into my suitcases has taken hold. Life is going to be easier once I go to France and can just speak French all the time. This switching back and forth is killing me.

Conversation two took place this morning, as I came running out of my room to speak to my mother.
Me: Mom!
Mom: Yes?
Me: I'm having another moral dilemma.
Mom: Is it about which shoes to bring again?
Me: No...this time it's about sweaters.

Less than a week until I go! Housing has been procured (PHEW), all tickets have been purchased, all medical appointments have been attended to. Now if I could just figure out how to fit my cute pair of rainboots into a suitcase...

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Return of the Queen

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack (and not just a little excited about it)!

In 4.5 months la jeune fille Katrine will be heading back to France (Brittany, this time) to teach English for about 7 months. I am WAY excited, so much so that I've found it necessary to update by blog long before I set foot on a plane.

This time I'm going to bring a huge vat of oatmeal with me, since I learned on my first trip that oatmeal does not exist in France. I'm pretty sure I can't make it 7 months without oatmeal. Unfortunately, skim milk does not keep nearly so well as oatmeal, so I'm not going to be able to pull that off. Perhaps I'll make monthly trips to England to drink their milk. My figure skates are also coming with me, and I've already located a skating club in the area as well as checked to see what level of skating I would be in in France. Maybe I'll find an ice dance partner over there and we can compete for Azerbaijan or Kazakhstan or some other country with no skaters.

I'm also determined to get to Salzburg this time around, where I shall not be kept from dancing around and singing the entire soundtrack to The Sound of Music. All people willing to indulge me in this are welcome to come along. I'd love to see Denmark for my Scandinavian fix this time around, but my bank account is still recovering from that trip to Norway two years ago. I am not going back to Rome, because the rain scarred me for life. I will definitely get back to Provence, home of sunshine, warmth, the mistral, l'Institut, Mireille, and good hair days.

Update 5/2: According to the Chicago Tribune today, the exchange rate is currently $1.319 to a euro. I would be a very happy girl if it stayed like that--it never got below $1.42 or so when I was last there, and it got up to $1.60ish. My money is going to go a LOT further if this exchange rate keeps up.

Monday, May 19, 2008

On your mark, get set, profitez! OR How I spent my last 24 hours in France

Pictures from my travels with my mom and grandma and my last day in France can be found at the following links:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2011035&l=ccdd4&id=1158900089
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=2011038&l=a102c&id=1158900089


Some of you may have noticed a time lapse between my last entry, which covered the end of my time in Avignon, and the subject of this entry. Very astute of you all!


A brief summary of what has happened: Took a bus to Barcelona, met up with my mother and grandmother, saw Spain’s Arc de Triomphe (I like France’s better), had internet at home for the first time in four months (though that only lasted 3 days), walked up and down Las Ramblas, saw a Flamenco dance performance, saw some cool plazas or places or whatever they call them in Spanish, saw Columbus’ monument which had my gal Isabella on it (mother of my favorite of Henry’s eight wives: Catherine of Aragon), went to the big Cathedral which was under construction and covered by a tarp, went to the Gaudi Cathedral which was also under construction (as it has been for over 100 years) but was not covered by a tarp and was therefore more interesting, went to the beach, got locked in a park with my mother, went to a small mountain town B&B, had hamburgers that actually seemed to be made of ham (odd), had a yummy breakfast that actually contained protein (very un-French), set foot in Andorra, made it back to my home country of France, went running in a Caracassonne suburb, bought lots of baguettes, bought lots of pains au chocolat, went to the medieval town of Caracassonne (I like Avignon’s walls better), climbed up to a Cathar castle stronghold in ballet flats (it was worth every blister!), bought another pain au chocolat and some quiche (had to get in all the French cuisine), went to a beach town called…I don’t remember what it’s called…never mind, got tan, went to Arles and got four mosquito bites on one shoulder, went to Salon de Provence, went back to my home city of Avignon, visited IAU, visited my host mother and picked up my baggage, hung out with the only remaining IAU student in Avignon, ate a Kebab Frite, went to about three different book stores (the other student was an English major, too), hung out at Rocher de Doms and Palais de Papes, helped a lost American couple.


But you don’t want to hear about all that. (Or if you do, you’ll have to be patient, because even I in all of my English-majorness cannot handle typing that much up right now as I am waiting to board my plane back to the States). What you want to hear about is everything that I have managed to accomplish in the last 24 hours. I took a train into Paris yesterday morning and arrived a little afternoon. I put my suitcase in storage at Gare de Lyon, as I did not want to have to waste any of my 24 hours with taking them up to my hostel in the 19th arrondissement and then coming back down into the more central part of the city. I met up with my friend from MU, Sarah, as well as a friend from Whitney, Michelle, and one of her friends. Michelle was a year ahead of me at Whitney, but we had a Creative Writing class together. As soon as she graduated, her family moved off to Seattle, so I haven’t actually seen her in three years. However, she’s been studying in France all year, so we decided to meet up. We all got sandwiches and then walked around a market in the Bastille area. After about an hour of that (and after I ordered a delicious tranche of brioche), Michelle and her friend went to go study for their finals, which start tomorrow, and Sarah and I went off to the Musée d’Orsay so that I could have my Degas bonding time.


A brief interlude that will perhaps but probably not explain why I am so obsessed with Degas. When I was about 6, I read a book called Degas, the Ballet, and Me. This was a picture book, but it was really interesting in that it talked about one girl’s explorations into the world of art, starting with Degas. It was at this time in my life that one of my best friends had a mom who was also our art teacher, and in addition to this making us play computer games about the Louvre, this also meant that we made regular expeditions to the Art Institute. While my artistic endeavors had started off with a very serious water color obsession (I painted more sunsets over lakes than anyone would ever want to see), the book on Degas lead me to experiment with pastels. A lot. And with all my trips to the Art Institute, I decided very quickly that I was going to be an artist one day, and thus I started bringing along a sketch book to every Art Institute trip and recreating lots of Degas paintings.


This obsession probably lasted until I was in fourth grade—I remember making sketches of figure skaters at the 1998 Nationals. And after that, I’m honestly not sure what happened to it. My best bet is that figure skating took over my life, and between figure skating and being determined to plough through Jane Eyre at the age of 10, art got pushed to the side. It had a brief renaissance with my required high school art class, in which I had a lot of fun getting back to water colors and pastels. However, one of our assignments was to do a charcoal reproduction of any other piece of artwork. I picked one of Degas’ lesser known pieces, almost went insane trying to draw one particularly difficult arm position, but successfully survived before returning to my safe landscapes (I can draw kick-butt trees). Regardless of the fact that I may or may not have sacrificed my artistic dreams for more realistic aspirations (such as being a noteworthy author of my generation), Degas will always hold a spot in my heart, and it is with that memory of Degas that I set off to Musée d’Orsay, home of many of his famous paintings.


In addition to the work that I recreated, they had several other Degas pieces, including his statue “La petite danseuse de quatorze ans”. I was really excited to see this, since I saw a sketch of it when I was at the National Gallery in Oslo. There were a number of other statues there that were really interesting, largely because they weren’t discovered until after Degas’ death. As his first sculpture had gotten very poor reviews, he never exhibited any of the other ones he worked on, but dozens were found in his apartment after his death. Besides more than enough Degas to keep me very happy, they also had some Gauguin woodwork. I have some ideological problems with Gauguin, largely due to the colonialist tendencies in his work, but I found the woodwork really interesting, especially since I’d only ever heard about his paintings. Lots of Van Gogh, lots of Manet, lots of Monet—yay for impressionism! Sarah and I went through the museum in chronological order, starting with pre-impressionism, then moving to impressionism and finish with post-impressionism. It was all very organized of us. We went


From the Musée d’Orsay, we walked over to Notre Dame, since we wanted to go to the Pentecost mass at 6:30. And we did! It was very cool to be attending a mass at Notre Dame of all places. It was packed, and it was a typical French mass (meaning limited song, and an uncomfortable hierarchical feeling plaguing me), but it was amazing just to be there. From there we went to grab dinner in the Latin Quarter, where we found a vegetarian place that had falafel and hummus and was affordable. Yay! We went over to eat on Pont Neuf so that I could see the Henri IV statue. When I had been in Paris before, I’d only walked over the first half of Pont Neuf before turning on to Île de la Cité, and thus I was within meters of the statue that I’d wanted to see the whole time I was there. Alas, I did not know at the time that it was at Pont Neuf, and so I missed it during that visit. However, after going back and checking my copy of Betsy and the Great World (the reason I was making the pilgrimage in the first place), I located the statue and was able to visit it during my second trip there.


After getting asked for money by an American (very odd, normally it’s a gypsy child), Sarah came with me over to my hostel in the 19th arrondissement to make sure I got there okay. I did find it, and it was a pretty nice hostel. It was probably a good place for me to start my transition back to American life, since it was completely populated by Americans—the first language was definitely English, not French. I unfortunately did not sleep very well, due partially to the fact that it was really hot (a result of the gorgeous Paris weather) and due partially to the fact that despite being on the 6th floor, I kept hearing people on the sidewalk outside. Around 4AM, I heard a group arguing whether they would get up at 9:15 or 9:45. I wanted to tell them to just go to sleep already or they wouldn’t be able to make either of those times, but I thought better of it. I was really glad when it was finally a reasonable hour for getting up, as I’d been awake for a while. I ate the breakfast provided (nothing too special, just baguettes and tea), and then took off for Montmartre to meet up with Sarah again.


We saw the Moulin Rouge, which was cool. Sarah said that ever since the movie of the same name came out, shows went from being five euros to being 90 euros. Oh, the power of Hollywood. From there we walked over to Sacré Coeur, which was incredible. It was a long climb up (sooooo many steps), but we made it and avoided the obnoxious bracelet guys who try to wrap a piece of string around your wrist and then demand money. This is one of the many reasons I’m so glad I studied in Avignon instead of Paris. I simply couldn’t handle that on a daily basis. The basilica was incredible, and I really enjoyed walking around it. We went to a small park nearby where everyone imaginable was doing yoga, tai chi, or some other form of meditation. It was a very quiet, peaceful place, and it was neat to see so many people in their own little worlds there.


From Sacré Coeur, we took the Metro over to the Jardin des plantes, an old herb garden that was the first public park in Paris. It’s also where the Natural History museum is located, but it was of course Monday, and Monday means that nothing is open in France, so that was not an option. We walked around the garden for a while, and found a zoo! Who knew they had zoos in the middle of Paris? We were too cheap to pay the €5 fee to get in, so instead we walked around the outside trying to sneak glimpses of animals. We were rather successful, seeing a red panda, a wallaby, and some black swans, and several goats. We were proud of ourselves! It was a fun little detour back to being a kid. From there we went over to Gare de Lyon so that I could start my trek over to Charles de Gaulle. We were first, however, in search of a bakery so that I could get enough pastries to last me until I get back to the US. Due to the aforementioned Monday closures, this was quite difficult, but I did finally succeed and had a delicious pain au chocolat amandes to reward me. Went and got my luggage out of storage, then figured out how to get to Charles de Gaulle on the RER, which was a bit confusing. I got myself a reduced ticket whether or not I was supposed to have one, but no one checked, so it ended up working perfectly. Sarah and I split up, which was sad. I’m jealous that she gets to spend more time in France, but in all fairness I did arrive a month and a half before her. I helped out a lost American who was running late for her plane. I thought it was funny that I was slightly anxious because I hadn’t made it to the airport two and a half hours before my flight, while she was slightly anxious because her plane was leaving in an hour. Hopefully she made it! Got through security without problems, and then bought a pain au chocolat to entertain me while I waited. And that was that!


I’m currently back in the States, land of skim milk and absurdly large everything. I’m still taken aback when I hear peopled speaking English on the street, and thus anyone who’s walked by me in the past week has probably gotten some weird looks. I’m quite happy to be back at my ice rink if nothing else. Sadly, this will probably be the end of this blog, though if I have any other travel adventures out of the country (I’m really hoping to go to Quebec some time soon) I will be sure to add those here!